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What you'll need: yet another pair of jeans
that could benefit from some back-pocket spice, some
fabric paint (glittery is good, the brighter the better),
a fine-point permanent marker like a Sharpie, and
a Q-tip.
Prep: Think of a foreign-sounding
name. "Phillipe," "Jacques," or
"Ingrid" are all tres bien. Tack on "Geourdique"
or some other over-the-top last name, and et voila!
You've created a personalized "designer"
for your jeans.
Attack: Practice the all-star signature
of Helena Von Kripleau (or whoever you came up with)
on a piece of paper to get it down pat. With the permanent
marker, ink the name in a semi-readable script onto
a back pocket. Go over the ink in paint using the
end of a slightly de-fuzzed Q-tip. If you're really
ballsy, just use your first name. Or your cat's. Let
dry before sitting down. |
